I've been taking these Spanish lessons for the past four months and there's a guy that I really like. Now, he's not just the regular run of the mill kind of guy, he's got that something. I don't mean that just because I'm like him. He knows the most random interesting and cool things (like me) and I learned that chivalry is not dead. We only just started talking a bit last month, after two moths of me staring from afar, and of catching him staring from afar. Now the classes will be coming to an end next week, and I can't let him just slip by. You know when you really like somebody and you can't think clearly when your with them? That comes over the both of us, and I think that's the only reason we haven't gone anywhere. I need some advice on some kind of way to get his number. I know, I know, I could just ask him for it. But It's something I've never had to do before, and I'm sooo nervous to. In general, I've always been lucky and always have guys asking my number, and never vice versa. I know this guy is interested in me. So please:

How do I get his number? Any ways of getting his number without strait up asking for it? Have ye any asking for phone number stories you'd like to share?

 Please, help!

So today I was talking with my friend Jake. Jake is a super sweet guy and we have been friends for a long time now, and talk about practically anything with each other. We began on the topic of spring break, and summer vacation just around the corner, too. He told me that he would be going to the the beach, and was going to get laid as much as possible.

Jake has a slight obsession with self spray tanning, so I joked that he would be able to quit it for a week or two, which he replied with:

"Not completely. I'm not going to a freaking nude beach. I still gotta spray (tan) my butt and penis." I could understand maybe spray tanning his butt. But his penis? Call me naive, but I just had never thought he spray tanned that. Especially because that's just chemicals in a bottle. There's no better way to guarantee that his penis will shrivel up and die before he even hits 40. In surprise I asked him if he really did spray that, and he answered with "Of course, the ladies dig it.". I like to think that I'm a lady, but I'm not digging that. It just seems like something that is so bad for your health. Not to say that spray tanning itself isn't bad enough for you... but on your penis? Really?

So umm, Have you ever spray tanned your penis or vagina? Have you ever been with someone who has? What do you think about spray tanning your bits in general? 

I've had the same boyfriend for some time now. He's funny, and sweet, he really listens to me, and at the end of a good or bad day he's the only one I want to see and talk to. We agree on most topics, but not all. That's what makes life worth living, though, isn't it? You meet new people with new Ideas, we grow, we learn.

My boyfriend has this picture of these nipples- they are completely gross, ugly, worm- like nipples. They stick (give or take) an inch out of the young man who is poising for the photos chest. My boyfriend loves to show me this picture, may it be because of how gross I find it, or my reaction. He'll just say something like "Hey! Look at this!" and when I look, I'm hit right in the eyes with that miserable photo. Now, besides the fact that this is immature of him, it really bloody annoys me. He will burst out laughing, and part of me is glad that I can amuse him, but my other half is upset that he finds my...dislike of this photo funny. I wouldn't constantly show someone a photo of something they find gross. 

We were having a splendid night together. He was on his laptop, I was watching "The Last Of The Mohicans" and he was heavily amused by my complete love of the movie. He was gently running his fingers through my hair, and it was the picture of comfortable, cozy, perfection (In my world, of course). He looked at me, let a out a chuckle, looked back at his computer and continued to comb his fingers through my hair. I had a suspicion about what might be coming from him next. He twisted his laptop around so I could see the screen, and sure enough, he had that lovely picture up. I let a small shudder run through my body before I stopped it, and I told him the usual (How gross that is, bla, bla, bla.). His reaction is the same as it always is; laughter, and telling me that I'm so silly and cute. I said:
"You have some kind of fetish for those things."
He looks at me pissed, and replies with:
" GROSS. DON'T EVER SAY THAT AGAIN OR I'LL KILL YOU. HOW GROSS." and stormed off into the other room. I stared at the doorway he had just disappeared through. What the hell had just happened? I truly could not understand what had just happened. I didn't mean it seriously, but the fact that he got so mad about it made me wonder. Is a fetish a bad thing? Me and my friends toss it around, but, none of us are exactly saints when it comes to our sex life...but are we mistaken? Is a fetish something very sick and wrong? I know there are some sick kinds of fetishes, but in my case was I wrong? Later he came back to the sofa where I laid sprawled out upon, and asked me "What'cha doing? Talk with me." I think he might have felt bad for exploding the way he had, and I wasn't sure how to feel about this.

So everyone, was I wrong? Do you have any fetishes of your own? Are fetishes a bad thing? Should I talk to him about this/ apologize?